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Take Away (2003)

  Directed by: Marc Gracie
Written by: Dave O'Neil, Mark O'Toole
Starring: Rose Byrne, Vince Colosimo, Stephen Curry, Nathan Phillips
Links: Take Away on the IMDb
Genre: Comedy
Awards: AFI Awards: Best Film 2003 (nominee)

This movie gets: 7.00 (1 rating) Ranking: not yet ranked (awaiting 2 ratings)

Take Away (2003) is also mentioned in pearly's review of You and Your Stupid Mate (2005).

"Comedy rule #103: jokes about dim sims = thumbs up" - a review by pearly

Take Away begins with an hilarious scene involving an olden days inn, where a customer requests his fish be wrapped in newspaper so that he can take it away, the inn being too packed for him to be able to get a table. And, thankfully, it's not downhill from there. Fairly well known Aussie comedian Dave O'Neil and his mate Mark O'Toole got together to write this, their first film, and they've produced a great script which captures O'Neil's rather obvious love for food perfectly (remember his reviews of the cinema lollies on The Mick Molloy Show?).

The film proper is about two take away food shop owners who have shops a couple of doors down from one another. There's Tony (Vince Colosimo), the clean and responsible one, and Trev (Stephen Curry), the disgusting slob who makes burgers with the secret ingredient of VB. Trev and Tony can't get along, but when the Burgies food chain opens a store right next door, they're forced to band together to save their businesses.

The sentiment behind Take Away reminded me a lot of that other favourite Aussie comedy The Castle (1997). It's little fish versus big fish, with the audience barracking all the way for the little fish to win. One of the scenes in Take Away is even a beefed-up version of the one where the Kerrigans steal the gate from the developer guy's fence.

The Castle is a good film to mention in a review of Take Away, because if you like one, you're bound to like the other. O'Neil's foray into the film-writing world makes his film another addition to the countless other Melbournian comedians who have been down that path before (all with similar results really); from the various members of the Working Dog team to Jimeoin. And although lots of these films aren't affiliated with each other, they're like a little gang of gems, each funnier than the last (depending on which order you put them in).

Take Away has a great cast to back up the script too. I still don't see Colosimo as a comedian, but he's more of the Bud Abbott to Curry's Lou Costello. Curry is the funniest cast member - he definitely has comedy experience that the other cast members don't, and you can see it. Nathan Phillips has quite a different role to his breakthrough role in Australian Rules (2002), but both he and the gorgeous Rose Byrne are great to watch.

So, Australia, prepare to sit back and have a chuckle at how funny us Aussies are. Cos if there's one thing we're good at, it's taking the piss out of ourselves.

pearly gives this movie 7 out of 10.
Review created on Tue 12 Aug 2003

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Reader comments

  1. this movie is shit

    Rating given: 1

    A comment from jasminne on Tue 02 Sep 2003 15:26 #

  2. This movie RULES
    NATHAN PHILLIPS is like so cool! NATHAN PHILLIPS is the best part of the show.
    This show is piss funny!

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Ruby on Wed 07 Jan 2004 20:48 #

  3. What can i say- Dim sim on a bloody stick!

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Zoe on Sat 10 Jan 2004 22:20 #

  4. Up there with The Castle, The Dish and The Nugget. Truly Oz.

    Went to the site today - still has the Tuscan interior.

    (Jasminne - you have very little idea.)

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Darren Robb on Sun 08 Feb 2004 18:35 #

  5. I loved it but that Burgies guy was a real tosser. It made me hungry

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Matt on Tue 17 Feb 2004 16:00 #

  6. this movie is a great Aussie hit and i love.........Nathan Phillips, and i am proud to say that he lives downt he road from me in Sunbury!!!!! i hav known him for ages and he is a drop dead gorgeous boi!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Lauren on Sat 21 Feb 2004 16:51 #


    Rating given: 4

    A comment from SARAH on Tue 23 Mar 2004 12:30 #

  8. Nathan Phillips is so unbelievably hot...the love of my life! he was bloody cute in Aussie rules and still gorgez as ever in this movie. I LOVE YOU NATHAN!!! marry me!!!

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Phillippa on Mon 20 Dec 2004 23:14 #

  9. nathan phillips, what can i say, he SO gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE HIM!!! and the movie was great too! LOVE IT! and if you havent watched it you really should its great

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from annie on Sat 29 Jan 2005 22:22 #

  10. Meh!

    Rating given: 5

    A comment from Angus on Fri 18 Feb 2005 12:09 #

  11. I have an extremely long donger and is there a Take Away soundtrack? (I want that song Vince Colosimo dances to) cheers big ears

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Donkey Dick on Mon 23 May 2005 20:22 #

Those who have commented give this movie: 8.18 (11 ratings)

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