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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

  Directed by: Nicholas Webster
Written by: Paul L. Jacobson, Glenville Mareth
Starring: John Call
Links: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians on the IMDb, Buy on Video, Buy on DVD
Genre: Sci-Fi

This movie gets: 10.00 (1 rating) Ranking: not yet ranked (awaiting 2 ratings)

""What is a Christmas?"" - a review by timchuma

Hang up that mistletoe!
Soon you'll hear HO! HO! HO!
On Christmas Day
You'll wake up and you'll say
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hooray for Santy Claus!
You spell it S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hooray for Santy Claus!

Do you really need to hear anything else? It would be more fun to find out the joys of this movie for yourself, but it basically comes down to "MARS NEEDS SANTA CLAUS".

The leader of Mars, Kimar, seeing that his children are unhappy in the Mars month of "Septober", finds out that they are watching Earth TV signals, and decides to go and kidnap Santa Claus to cheer them up.

However, Voldar is not happy, and tries to thwart him at every turn. When they make it to Earth they kidnap Billy and Betty to help them find Santa Claus.

The rest of the movie follows the Martians' attempt to kidnap Santa Claus and what happens when they get him back to Mars.

The acting style, sets and costumes reminded me a lot of the TV series The Monkees for some reason. It is a lot more exaggerated though, and is better for it.

I have never seen anything like this movie and I have to say it is the best science fiction movie I have seen involving Santa Claus ever. When you think about it, Santa Claus is good in any situation, as he always reacts the same - HO! HO! HO! He is also able to disable killer robots by calling them a toy and to reverse Stockholm his captors.

The rest of the actors playing the Martians and the two Earth kids are great. My favourite is Voldar the evil Martian, as he has some of the best lines and overacts to perfection.

Although it would be best to watch this movie on Christmas Day, it is a great movie to watch whenever you feel like it.

timchuma gives this movie 10 out of 10.
Review created on Fri 18 Mar 2005

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Reader comments

  1. Congratulations Tim. You've managed to rate this film a 10, even though it rates as the 30th worst film ever according to the IMDb.

    A comment from nofreelist's own pearly on Fri 18 Mar 2005 15:02 #

  2. If you're going to watch trash, you may as well enjoy it.

    I used to buy a lot of videos from Trash Video in Brisbane before I got a DVD player.

    I am going to buy Baby Geniuses 1 & 2 on DVD just so I can smash the DVDs (I'll wait until they reach the bargain bins.)


    A comment from nofreelist's own timchuma on Sat 19 Mar 2005 15:48 #

  3. he GAVE THIS FILM A TEN. what kind of dull minded idiot is this guy. You belong in a VHS trash bin with all your petty films like the forementioned baby genious

    A comment from I HATE TIM TUMOUR on Sun 20 Mar 2005 22:24 #

  4. I didn't know chimps could type! Don't smear banana and poo on the keyboard!

    A comment from nofreelist's own timchuma on Wed 23 Mar 2005 13:39 #

  5. chimps must be able to type. You keep typing up crappy reviews,

    A comment from I HATE TIM TUMOUR on Wed 23 Mar 2005 15:09 #

  6. Arrrggghh. Your review sucks bilgewater, ye scurvy dog.

    Show some penzance and jump off, mate.

    A comment from D.r. Van Menuts on Thu 24 Mar 2005 00:26 #

  7. tim chua is a dumb ass , build a bridge

    A comment from doof on Thu 24 Mar 2005 22:44 #

  8. OK, I'll admit that I actually LIKED this movie when I was a brat during the late '60s-early '70s. Sure, as I grew older, i discovered how crappy it really is--as is most of the other stuff called 'kid fliks'.

    Also as I grew older, I discovered the surefire way to sit thru this and live to tell about's the same way my dad and his crew did it thru 'Charlie Chan' and Mantan Moreland films:

    A SIX-PACK OF BUD!! (Haha!!)

    I rate "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" 3 six-packs!!

    (***BELCH!***) 'scuse me. ^_^

    Rating given: 3

    A comment from LMWise on Mon 05 Dec 2005 13:05 #

  9. This is just one of those movies that is so bad that it has become a classic and the more you watch it the more you like it.Does anyone know who the singers were singing the theme I know one of them is Pia Zadora but I,m looking for the other names.

    Rating given: 10

    A comment from Scott on Mon 04 Oct 2010 13:49 #

Those who have commented give this movie: 6.50 (2 ratings)

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