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Tue 1 Apr 2008AVPR: Alien vs Predator - Requiem (2007)andy-j1I saw this movie. Then I woke up. It was all a nightmare! THE END.
Why do I even give movies like Alien vs Predator 2: Requiem a chance? Part of me is so in... (more)
1.00 (1 rating)
Fri 28 Mar 2008Meet the Spartans (2008)andy-j1"Gimme a cheddar burger man" film-making at its finest
Meet the Spartans is basically a bunch of very unfunny popular culture references thrown together into a thankfully short 80-odd... (more)
1.00 (1 rating)
Fri 24 Aug 2007The Invisibleandy-j3HUH?
Nick Powell is your typical sulky and cynical teenager who pulls no punches and has decided that he is fed... (more)
3.00 (1 rating)
Wed 14 Mar 2007Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobbyandy-j8Did that just blow your mind? That just happened!
This really isn't my kind of film at all. I saw the previews and thought it looked awful. It was... (more)
8.00 (1 rating)
Tue 5 Sep 2006The Caveandy-j2This review is better than the film
A troop of expert cave divers team together with cutting-edge scientists to explore an extensive network of newly-discovered underground caves.... (more)
2.00 (1 rating)
Sat 19 Aug 2006Love Actually (2003)andy-j7One hundred down, one squillion to go!
For my one hundredth review on, I was thinking I'd do something TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND CRAZY (and attention-seeking and... (more)
6.67 (3 ratings)
Wed 2 Aug 2006The Road Home (1999)pearly8A sign of things to come
Luo Yusheng (Honglei Sun) has arrived home for the first time in many years, to find his grieving mother Zhao... (more)
8.00 (1 rating)
Wed 2 Aug 2006Metal: A Headbanger's Journey (2005)pearly7And now, back to biting heads off chickens
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey lives up to its title. It's the brainchild of Sam Dunn, a guy who grew up... (more)
7.00 (1 rating)
Tue 1 Aug 2006Punk: Attitude (2005)pearly7A fascinating angle
Punk: Attitude is an interesting take on a well worn path. The music documentary is hardly a new thing, but... (more)
7.00 (1 rating)
Tue 1 Aug 2006McLibel (2005)pearly7Lacks zazz
McLibel is the little documentary about the multinational conglomerate that didn't do as well as the one that came before... (more)
7.00 (1 rating)
Wed 21 Jun 2006A History of Violence (2005)pearly5Not worth the price of admission
A History of Violence is an odd and unexpected film. What it boils down to is that it is unsatisfying... (more)
5.00 (1 rating)
Tue 20 Jun 2006Capote (2005)pearly8See more Hoffman
Fond of Philip Seymour Hoffman? For Hoffman completists, of which I'm sure there are quite a few, Capote is worth... (more)
8.00 (1 rating)
Thu 1 Jun 2006The Constant Gardener (2005)pearly4An Oscar winner?!
Oh man, how I didn't enjoy this film. And unfortunately, this was due in large part to Rachel Weisz. Sure,... (more)
4.00 (1 rating)
Tue 30 May 2006Match Point (2005)pearly8Chances are you'll appreciate this film
Check the sky for flying pigs, because this is a Woody Allen film that does not star Woody Allen. In... (more)
8.00 (1 rating)
Mon 29 May 2006Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)pearly8A surprising delight
Mrs. Henderson Presents surprised me. It surprised me not because I expected it to be dull, and it was actually... (more)
8.00 (1 rating)
Thu 13 Apr 2006Transamerica (2005)pearly6Not quite sure what it wants to be
Bree (Felicity Huffman) is a transsexual who is in the final stages of therapy on the road to having an... (more)
6.00 (1 rating)
Tue 11 Apr 2006Brokeback Mountain (2005)pearly9Don't it break your heart in two?
Brokeback Mountain is as superb as you've heard people say it is. It really is. It takes a little while... (more)
9.00 (1 rating)
Tue 4 Apr 2006Walk the Line (2005)pearly8Just a shame they aren't around to see it...
I've heard criticisms of this film being that it is not interesting enough to sustain the viewing audience throughout. Personally,... (more)
8.00 (1 rating)
Thu 30 Mar 2006Munich (2005)pearly6The day after One Day in September
Munich is Steven Spielberg's latest film telling of an historical event. Contrary to my belief on going into the film,... (more)
6.00 (1 rating)
Thu 30 Mar 2006Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)pearly6Bothersome
Please allow me to get the initial controversial nature of this review outta the way early. Re. the whole Chinese... (more)
6.00 (1 rating)